OMG IF YOU DON’T READ THIS YOU’LL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!?

Spiffy McNigs Asked: OMG IF YOU DON’T READ THIS YOU’LL EXPLODE!!!!!!!!?

When i got home from the toffee shop, i realized i had to get my shoes cobbled. so i went to the cobblers and he cobbled them up. he cobbled them up. he cobbled them down.cobbled. horse

so last monday, i went to go to the bathroom to touch my nipple, because i don't want to do that out in the open, my dog might see, that would be embarassing. and when i touched my elbow my doorbell rang. it was my dad…. i hate that guy. he's in a wheelchair all the time, he's such a loser, why doesn't he get rid of that lame wheelchair and actually WALK for a change. he's so lazy guys. and when i was done fixing my garage door my dad fell down the stairs because he was trying to be indepentant. and also because i purposely didn't install a wheelchair ramp for him. he needs to learn his lesson.

when i get back my horse, i'm going parrot to morbid panda.
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