Asked: Any funny period stories? (GIRLS ONLY)?

Share your story, funny, embarrassing
(Like me)
When I first started mine (14) I was sooo embarrassed. Then, my dog began to know, and every time I was on my period he would come smell me. Ugg, he could even tell I was going to have it before I did (Lucky for me later on that meant I knew when it would happen). That didn't matter though because I was so embarrassed, of course now he actually just kinda leaves me alone, like he knows it's normal. But back then I'd be sitting down and all a sudden he'd come up right when I was talking to someone and sniff me and I'd have to grab him and pull him around and hold him. U_U my face would be sooo red… Goodness
Another time I went to a rodeo and didn't know I had bled through my pad, and trying to be discrete and hide my period from my mother I ended up grabbing my spare pair of pants and changing in the pack of a pickup.

Asked: I taught my dogs how to ride a unicycle and now she won’t stop peeling oranges. What do I do?

So I wanted to see if I could teach my dog how to ride a unicycle (you know, in an attempt to impress some girl who walks her dog at the park), and after two months my dog got pretty good. But two days ago, I awoke to all of the oranges I had in the refrigerator peeled and lying on the kitchen floor.

I didn't know what to make of it. So I just cleaned it up and ignored the entire incident. My dog rode on her unicycle that day, but the next day she would not go near it.

So yesterday I went out and bought some new oranges and she peeled them again like a machine; she grabs them with her paws and pulls off the peels with her teeth. Then she willingly rode the unicycle, but today she wouldn't touch it without first peeling some oranges.

I don't know what to do, I can't afford to keep buying oranges? Anyone else have this problem?

Please help!

(Also, just a heads up, girls aren't really into guys with dogs that can ride unicycles.)

Alice Asked: we meet again and again XD?

I am going to email most of what I'm going to say and thankx for my new nickname XD I might not be a Alice but i am in wonderland most of the time….I won't be able to write to you for a long time since it will br half term :/ for a week and i don't have a laptop so yeah sad times….But i want to know more about you I mean how old are you and its great you like comedy… I love comedy it the only way I can get out of being bullied be a funny person and i have three dogs two normal size and one big, but they are all big softies and you might have to wait to say happy birthday since my 17 will be on 8th october and when is it your birthday and what do you work as i want to be a film director. I love making story's and i hope to put them on the big screen…there is so much I want to ask you but this will be enough see you soon

Jordy26 Asked: How do dragons express affection for one another?

Basically, what's a dragon version of kissing, because I'm writing a book about dragons, and 2 dragons in it fall in love, but I can't say they kiss because dragon mouths don't work like that, so how is it said that they show affection, like how dogs lick each other or whatever.
And please no answers about sexual stuff, because I asked this question before and got some answers about sexy stuff, I don't need that please.
Thanks in advance XD